Oh, My Nose!
Whaaaa! I will never win a beauty contest because of my pink nose. According to the AKC (and UKC) rules, the American Eskimo Dog Breed Standard is: "Nose pigment is black to dark brown..... Faults: pink nose pigment..."Mommy and Daddy still tell me I'm pretty and that they love me with my pink nose. I guess I won't ask Mommy to use crayons to color my nose black. If I didn't have my pink nose, Mommy says I wouldn't be "me" anymore and that I'd look funny with a black nose.
boofed by Hana at 8/29/2006 11:59:00 PM
5 Comments:
You could roll in some soot like in the movie 101 Dalmations!
I have a pink nose, too! It used to be black but recently it began turn pink. It is so embarrassing, dontcha' know? Several times I have asked Linda to get me some black makeup for my nose, but she keeps forgetting to get it. Since we are both young and beautiful, perhaps we could start a trend and make pink noses the "in" thing! We will make pink noses so popular that everbody who is anybody, including Paris Hilton, will just have to have a pink nosed dog!
Big Wags,
Isabella
Ender, if I roll in soot, mom will NOT like that! You're not trying to get me into trouble, are ya?
Ronak, thank you for the pink nose compliment. Maybe you can put some blush on your nose? Or, if you drink enough champagne, maybe you will turn rosy pink?!
Isabella! You are full of such great ideas! But, I think the tread we start should be that EVERYONE has pink noses! Even the humans!
I think your pink nosey is adorable.
I didn't realize you had a pink nose too! Now I feel a million times better and I won't ask Mom to take me to get it tattooed! Phew. I bet it would've hurt like the dickens!
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