I Found Out Zach's Secret

Do all you dogs remember when Zach posted about how his mom was using him as a severed hand model? Zach said he was gonna move out because he was irritated that his mom was making him wear the severed hands.

Zach's pictures:

The fact of the matter is Zach is apparently so humble, he didn't want us to know he is really a famous fashion model celebrity! Zach is a fashion trend setter! Zach is "IN"! Zach has fashion sense! Zach is hot! Zach has forecasted the trend for winter wear! He is apparently the spokesdog for modeling severed hands! And now human models are following the trend and are wearing severed hands this winter.

How do I know this? My mom and I saw it all on the box with little people in it! She said "Look, look, Hana! Zach's severed hand is on TV!" So, I turned to look at the black box and there staring back at me was a severed hand human model, so I said "Wowie Zowie, Zach's secret is out of the doggie bag!"


Who woulda known this was a fashion "do" rather than a fashion "don't." Only Zach apparently!

Don't be so modest Zach! I'm glad we found out you are a celebrity. It sure is nice to know an eskie celebrity!

Zach, I bet Isabella will be proud to hear you are a famous model. Isabella, you better say YES to Zach's proposal when you open up his engagement collar Christmas gift, or else another girl dog will be batting her eyelashes at him and sniffing his rear! (You need not worry about me though. Zach is like a brother to me.)